Oh my gosh I love this!
Do you have a creepy whip fetish, but no cash to rush off and watch the new Fifty Shades of Grey film?
No problem! All you need is a single dedicated equestrian in your life, and you can get your fantasies
violently fulfilled absolutely free of charge. All it will take is six simple words: “horse riding is not
a sport”. Please sign on the dotted line, then sit back and enjoy the pain of a thousand furious lashes.
It’s just one of the many neat perks of hanging out with ‘horse people’.
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